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Because they're too busy touching themselves.
What kind of lube do the admins use when they touch themselves?
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Massacre
, May 15 2006 04:49 AM
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Xiertic
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The Dagger In The Dark
Posted 29 September 2006 - 03:08 PM
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Massacre
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Obvious Troll
Posted 29 September 2006 - 05:39 PM
lube? I use sand paper!
Why are boobs good?
Why are boobs good?
#903
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The Dagger In The Dark
Posted 29 September 2006 - 06:34 PM
Because they're made from the same stuff pizza rolls are.
Why did I actually just consider putting a hot iron to my foot?
Why did I actually just consider putting a hot iron to my foot?
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 06:39 PM
cause the crazy chick in ur sig told you to!
when will we finaly reach 1000 post
when will we finaly reach 1000 post
#905
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The Dagger In The Dark
Posted 29 September 2006 - 06:44 PM
When we get 63 more replies...
Why can't Mandraque do basic math?
Why can't Mandraque do basic math?
Edited by Xiertic, 29 September 2006 - 06:45 PM.
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:32 PM
He never made it past 3rd grade... 
Why couldn't mandraque make it past 3rd grade?
Why couldn't mandraque make it past 3rd grade?
#907
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:35 PM
He was kick out of school for trying to force the other students into buttsecks in the bathroom.
Why do sausage McGriddles own so hard?
Why do sausage McGriddles own so hard?
#908
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Dirty Rodent
Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:48 PM
Because of the sausage biscuitiness, duh.
Why can't you draft the burger king dude on your fantasy football team, he would f*ckin pwn.
Why can't you draft the burger king dude on your fantasy football team, he would f*ckin pwn.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 12:03 PM
cause he would need a meathshield. why does all the lame shyt be blamed on our cool shyt lol?
#910
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 06:07 AM
because of a magical wizard 
why dont people understand the concept of the wizard? a wizard did it...
why dont people understand the concept of the wizard? a wizard did it...
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 09:42 PM
Wizards put spells on people to make them not understand them, thus keeping their one true weakness a secret.
What is a wizard's one true weakness?
What is a wizard's one true weakness?
Edited by Xiertic, 06 October 2006 - 09:47 PM.
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 09:56 PM
cup cakes!
Why does Freddy pwn Scooby?
Why does Freddy pwn Scooby?
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 11:38 PM
GAARA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OR W/E GUY YOU WORSHIP SCOOBY DOES NOT HAVE A 37 INCH PENIS FRED IS THE BIGGER PIMP BY FAR! PRAISE ALLAH AND THE FAT GUY!
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 07:34 AM
Why didn't HellsAssassin ask a question?
Edited by Xiertic, 07 October 2006 - 07:34 AM.
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 08:22 AM
Because he's noob at life.....and board trends.
Why don't crabs on your nuts look like crabs in the ocean?
Why don't crabs on your nuts look like crabs in the ocean?
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 10:13 AM
Because the crabs on your nuts are mutated little baby crabs. They were mutated when they first touched your nuts.
So, was Massacre indirectly telling us he has crabs?
So, was Massacre indirectly telling us he has crabs?
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 10:23 AM
I've actually got lobsters, but.....
Why do I have a radioactive sack?
Why do I have a radioactive sack?
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Lob
Posted 07 October 2006 - 10:30 AM
because of the radioative lobsters that glow in the dark are on your sack
how did Massacre get them?
how did Massacre get them?
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 10:45 AM
Massacre got them from Gaara of course when Gaara was explaining about Scoobys penis.
but how did Gaara get them?
but how did Gaara get them?
Edited by HellsAssassin, 07 October 2006 - 10:47 AM.
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Posted 07 October 2006 - 11:21 AM
From that !@#$%^& baby in your avatar. The !@#$%^& baby got them from Micheal Jackson. And Jackson produces nut-pinching radioactive lobsters in his free time, just for fun.
Why is this guy
so angry?
Why is this guy
so angry?
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