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[Mr. Sticks]

MalleyMcNasty, on Aug 13 2006, 05:00 PM, said:

more of a nub.
but it does the job.

That just raises more questions, lol. Is it a penis, a vagina, or both? Are you some sort of hermaphrodite, Malley? Be honest now, lol, we'll love you anyway.

[MalleyMcNasty]

Mr. Sticks, on Aug 13 2006, 06:13 PM, said:

That just raises more questions, lol. Is it a penis, a vagina, or both? Are you some sort of hermaphrodite, Malley? Be honest now, lol, we'll love you anyway.

haha im no hermaphrodite
im a girl
i have a vagina
its fully functional
i dont weight 945945 lbs
im not 40
i have may i say..pretty nice breasts
i fart
and poop
sometimes at the same time
i pee sitting down
i dont shower
alot
or shave my legs alot
but i am
a girl.

[RogueAlly]

LOL thats great malley... she really is a nub erm... has a nub

perfect girl for me is 5'2"-5'6" (I'm 6'3") of eastern european or mediteranian descent. Don't care about boobs much, I've dated DD all the way down to A. I think a B to a low C is prolly best for me. She needs to have great legs though. A trim or athletic body type is best. Bonus points if she likes to wrestle. Don't worry about hair much, just so long as she doesn't have too much between the legs. That about sums it up for me.

Edited by RogueAlly, 13 August 2006 - 05:21 PM.

[Mr. Sticks]

MalleyMcNasty, on Aug 13 2006, 05:17 PM, said:

haha im no hermaphrodite
im a girl
i have a vagina
its fully functional
i dont weight 945945 lbs
im not 40
i have may i say..pretty nice breasts
i fart
and poop
sometimes at the same time
i pee sitting down
i dont shower
alot
or shave my legs alot
but i am
a girl.

Hehe, I was just kidding, but thanks for the description, lol.

[Chris82]

Malley doesn't have a penis...and trust me she's not 40.

Unless she has had some serious surgery...but I doubt it. She's not like Michael Jackson, who's afraid to leave childhood.

[Sgt. Bojo]

I'll prove it to you that Malley is not a girl..

She says that she poops, but it is a fact that GIRLS DON'T POOP!!

[Tyler Durden]

Sgt. Bojo, on Aug 13 2006, 05:54 PM, said:

I'll prove it to you that Malley is not a girl..

She says that she poops, but it is a fact that GIRLS DON'T POOP!!

Owned.

[MalleyMcNasty]

girls poop
sometimes
its..

green
or thick
or runny
sometimes its a ghost
and we dont have to wipe.

[ShLoNkY]

Girls wipe from back to front.

[MalleyMcNasty]

noo because then i would have a
sh*tty vagina
and though that is arousing
i perfer for fecal matter
to keep out of my baby tunnel

[Frag0holic]

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it happens.
we'll dock soon stud.

I like where this topic is going!

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i perfer for fecal matter
to keep out of my baby tunnel

dammit you shattered my dreams...

I was looking forward to some Labia Gigantus action!

[Wolapitor]

lol frag we kno you like to sh*t in vaginas

[Frag0holic]

I was thinking more like my penis being the vector of the fecal matter. But lets no go there...

[Massacre]

Hmmm, interesting topic to say the least. I like a girl whos shorter than me ,but above 5'5 (I'm around 6). I perfer blonde or burnette hair, either way its all good. I like to have a cute, innocent look to a girl ,but will still laugh at a funny joke that some would call "crude". B-C cups are the best when they're real and a handfull of ass is perfect. I also like someone who will do those little girl in distress things. The knight in shining armor deal makes me feel cool.

[MalleyMcNasty]

Frag0holic, on Aug 13 2006, 10:18 PM, said:

I was thinking more like my penis being the vector of the fecal matter. But lets no go there...

when you come back to the states
ill sh*t on your penis
out of my vagina.

[Chris82]

MalleyMcNasty, on Aug 13 2006, 10:23 PM, said:

when you come back to the states
ill sh*t on your penis
out of my vagina.

Mmm...I like where this is going.

Hope this doesn't sound weird (and it probably doesn't when compared to penis-docking and vagina-sh*tting) but if you and Frag are going to participate in this event...will you video tape it? And if so will you send me a copy?

Edited by Chris82, 13 August 2006 - 09:27 PM.

[Wolapitor]

LOL thats kinda disturbing................but sexy

massacre im kinda curious to see what your sexy bod looks like

[Frag0holic]

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when you come back to the states
ill sh*t on your penis
out of my vagina.

Not my first thought, but I'll consider the offer

[Sgt. Bojo]

This thread is just one big bag of bliss!

Edited by Sgt. Bojo, 13 August 2006 - 09:46 PM.

[Mr. Sticks]

I don't know if I should feel disgusted or aroused, because I'm feeling a little bit of both, lol. I'm with Chris, though, if you do the nasty, send us tapes, lol.