80 replies to this topic

[MalleyMcNasty]

frag we have fans
we better make that tape
but i cant sh*t on command.

[Billy Pumper]

5'8 blonde hair, green eyes, 34C, athletic build, cleans, cooks, brings me beer, complete b*tch, but knows when to shut the f*ck up.

i've had a couple in my day but they never knew when to stfu so it didn't work out lol

[Frag0holic]

frag we have fans
we better make that tape
but i cant sh*t on command.

I understand, but don't dismay. Being able to sh*t out of your vagina makes you a very... ...talented girl.

I didn't use to think there was such a thing as too kinky, but I think I may have been wrong

[MalleyMcNasty]

I understand, but don't dismay. Being able to sh*t out of your vagina makes you a very... ...talented girl.

I didn't use to think there was such a thing as too kinky, but I think I may have been wrong

haha..
acctually im pretty sure im just disgusting
i would be a rich girl is i could eject fecal matter
out of my vagina
and you would be an amazed boy
if you could watch
but seriously we have fans
so we have to make some sort
of pr0nography with sh*t

[Capt.John]

wow...i just got done reading through this topic...you guys need to get out more, there is one girl here and no offense but most of you are like ZOMG SEX0RZ!,

well to stay on topic...asian...dont ask why, they are the hottest..or blondes NO FAT CHICKS!!!!!!! shorter than 6 feet but taller that 5'5" I guess thats it

Edited by Capt.John, 14 August 2006 - 09:46 AM.

[DarkShadow]

If you were on vent you would say otherwise, Imo, your like 12, You shouldn't even be reading the topic.

[MalleyMcNasty]

acctually im pretty sure thats not the case
im pretty sure that its just turned into
a fun conversation
none of these guys are obviously
suprised about the topic
so call your own shots
and dont put down everyone else
because you feel your on some heiarchy
of the sexual world

[Capt.John]

im not 12 but Im just saying...sheesh sorry...next time i express my opinion ill just go along with everyone else

Edited by Capt.John, 14 August 2006 - 09:52 AM.

[MalleyMcNasty]

that sounds about par to me.and sure you were expressing your opinion but you were also insulting the guys active on this topic. you have no place to be calling anyone desperate or sexually inept..you dont know them personally and they were just having fun. just like me..am i desperate or sexually inept?

[Capt.John]

thats not what im getting at but, w/e

I dunno are you?

[MalleyMcNasty]

well your suggesting the people posting on this topic are.
so thats your call

[Sgt. Bojo]

ZOMG SEX0RZ!

[Billy Pumper]

[Xiertic]

Haha, myspace... That did it for me.
/leaves giggling

[Mr. Sticks]

Hahaha, Billy, that just made me burst out laughing after reading the few posts between Malley and Capt. John.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

nice billy

[Billy Pumper]

your welcome im glad my humor was not wasted :)

[kidcapri]

Ok, my perfect girl.

Someone thats not a complete f*cking idiot.

Well thats about it.

[Ezekiel]

I guess I'll post mine as well...

Brown Hair, 5' 6"ish, medium build, able to have a somewhat intelligent conversation, breast size doesn't matter (ZOMG a guy actually said it. ), clean but not obsessive with looks. NOT A sl*t!

[ace of spades]

Me personaly im attracted to the bigger girls not outrageously fat but not a toothpick either a nice middle ground leaning twards chunky!!! lol but thats just me.