29 replies to this topic

[the AntiHippie]

Auto flush sucks ass. The colon explosion is exactly why i avoid mcdonalds like the plague.

[Ezekiel]

I hate it when you aren't done and the toilet flushes anyway.
You get a cold water enema.

Umm... Buttery, that's not a toliet, that's a water fountain. Seriously though, what kind of toliet are you sitting on that sprays water upward.

[J.Pizzack]

I nominate this as a legendary thread. Plz sticky.

[ShLoNkY]

I nominate this as a legendary thread. Plz sticky.

Legendary = HAHA

[Sgt.Buttery]

Umm... Buttery, that's not a toliet, that's a water fountain. Seriously though, what kind of toliet are you sitting on that sprays water upward.

Lol. Some of the toilets at my school have so much water pressure that when they flush they spray upward...
That would suck if there was diarrhea water in it :-D

[Hoon]

hahahhaa i laughed my head off!!! awsome tale.... oh sh*t.. i feel like taking a dump now...

[Stoned Hatter]

lol damn them auto flushing toliets lol hahahahahhhahhaha those things suck

[Xiertic]

That's some funny sh*t right there.

[Crusader]

No yeah, they just put those in at my high school. After three years of using regular toliets I got freaked the hell out when I stood up and there was an explosion of water behind me.

[Halcomb]

auto-flush toilets are the win for inter-office pranksters.

feeling frisky? take a piece of that "no peaking monitor screen tape/laminant" (you know the tape that makes the monitor look stark black at certain angles) and place it over the sensor. should the unlucky SOB sitting there shift in anyway, the toilet flushes. wet asses all around.

for all practical uses though... i agree, they're for the birds.