Seasons Greetings
#1
Posted 13 December 2006 - 05:33 PM
For My Democrat Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious / secular persuasion and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
And For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
You can substitute "bleeding heart liberal" or "tree hugger" for Democrat in order to keep politics out of the forums. And if you are a bleeding heart libera/tree huggerl: go fuck yourself.
#2
Posted 13 December 2006 - 05:57 PM
#3
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:04 PM
Merry Christmas to you too
+1........^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#4
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:08 PM
And For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
You can substitute "bleeding heart liberal" or "tree hugger" for Democrat in order to keep politics out of the forums. And if you are a bleeding heart libera/tree huggerl: go f*ck yourself.
The same to you Shlonky.
#5
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:22 PM
#6
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:27 PM
#7
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:29 PM
#8
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:30 PM
Or as Shadow might say to the jews reading this...
f*ck off.
(Disclaimer: I have nothing against bagel munchers, only Barbra Streisand)
#9
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:42 PM
You don't have to be super-christy to wish anyone a merry christmas. So...Merry Christmas!
C
#10
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:45 PM
And if you are a bleeding heart libera/tree huggerl: go fuck yourself.
If you're a filthy pig Republican / Christ-tard, same to you! Merry Christmas, fuckhead!
#11
Posted 13 December 2006 - 06:45 PM
I hate how people are so damn sensitive...Yup. Did you hear the story about the Jewish dude who complained about a christmas tree in an airport. He complained cause there was no Jewish festivas pole or a huge ball of fried bread and said he would sue the airport. Anyways, the airport took the tree down and the dumbass made a statement he was just bluffing and did not mean for the tree to be removed. What a tard.
You don't have to be super-christy to wish anyone a merry christmas. So...Merry Christmas!
C
The majority celebrates Christmas, so they should STFU and go home to their candles
#12
Posted 13 December 2006 - 07:00 PM
If you're a filthy pig Republican / Christ-tard, same to you! Merry Christmas, f*ckhead!
word! republicans and their neoconservative bullsh*t....jk �i dont really care
#13
Posted 13 December 2006 - 07:12 PM
Banned.
Edited by Xiertic, 13 December 2006 - 07:12 PM.
#14
Posted 13 December 2006 - 08:15 PM
#15
Posted 13 December 2006 - 09:28 PM
Get out the aluminum pole!!
#16
Posted 13 December 2006 - 10:03 PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Here's to another good 2000 of 'em.
#17
Posted 13 December 2006 - 10:50 PM
#18
Posted 13 December 2006 - 11:03 PM
/end rant
#19
Posted 13 December 2006 - 11:48 PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
You can substitute "bleeding heart liberal" or "tree hugger" for Democrat in order to keep politics out of the forums. And if you are a bleeding heart libera/tree huggerl: go f*ck yourself.
lol. Nice one.
Everyone just f*cking call it christmas or go back to the country you came from... lol
#20
Posted 13 December 2006 - 11:49 PM
That aside, Happy Kwanza
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