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#221 NC Derek

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 09:10 AM

bc her rough hairs tickle the nerve endings on your clitoris and stimulate your sexual intemesy.

how did i find out gaaras mom is the bearded lady?\
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#222 Cleric

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 09:19 AM

bc her rough hairs tickle the nerve endings on your clitoris and stimulate your sexual intemesy.

for Vikings

How is Gaara a Viking Mexican whose mom has a beard that tickles Derek's Clitoris?
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#223 ellisracing58

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 11:12 AM

he wished for it when he was younger

am i going to win my race this weekend?

(i'm not gonna be on here at all till next week cuz im leaving for a race just to let people know)
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#224 NC Derek

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 11:21 AM

questoin answered.

is he going to come back and wonder why hes banned?
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#225 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 03:27 PM

most likely.........


what the hell is that smell under my back deck??????? :wtf:
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#226 Inertia

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 03:52 PM

Cobra offspring that didnt make the cut

whats wrong with touching yourself?
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#227 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 08:45 PM

nothing i'm doing it right now!!!! :weee: :weee: :weee:
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why can't white men jump? :wtf:
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#228 Blackwasp

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 06:22 AM

cause God hates you

why does Xeirtic touch hisself on the bus?

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#229 Tyler Durden

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 10:28 AM

Because he is a pedophile and is surrounded by second grader.


Why is he riding the bus?
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#230 Tyler Durden

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 10:28 PM

The unanswerble question... Ill do it

Because he is a pedophile...


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#231 Tyler Durden

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 10:41 PM

Because it has snakes, an airplane, samuel L jackson, and you are a jewbag for not thinking it looks awesome.


Why amI still awake?
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#232 Inertia

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 10:47 PM

because I banned 10 people + myself and you cant stop laughing
Why did I ban 10 people and myself?
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#233 Tyler Durden

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 11:33 PM

Because someone can't tipe...tpe...oh, f*ck it, you know...

Why was Juggernaut so badass?
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#234 Inertia

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 11:38 PM

cause he's the Juggernaut b*tch!
Why are turds tapered?
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#235 Chris82

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 03:34 PM

Because they have a cycle similar to the moon's.

Why do people fear the number 13?
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#236 Blackwasp

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 05:09 PM

cause most ppl are IDIOTS


why is it raining AGAIN?
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#237 RogueAlly

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 07:14 PM

because it turned out i still had to piss after all

why doesnt my house have air conditioning?
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#238 Tyler Durden

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 07:59 PM

Because you're too poor to afford it.

Why did my girlfriend just call and ask if I wanted to come over and make out?
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#239 NC Derek

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 08:17 PM

bc you missunderstood her. she wanted you to come over and make out a list of baby names, cause i just boned her, you have 9 months to decide. :perk:

in what position did i f*ck her?
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#240 Tyler Durden

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 08:38 PM

(Lol, I knew he would be the first to respond) What postition DIDNT you f*ck her in?


My question above...
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