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#261 Tyler Durden

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:29 PM

Because thats where is head is.

Why is his head there?
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#262 ellisracing58

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:33 PM

because he likes the smell

why would he like the smell of his ass?
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#263 NC Derek

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:34 PM

bc i shove airfresheners in there. haha you guys are cold today to me.

what flavor air freshener do i use. dont say ass flavored.

edit- (ADMIN) BoSS|RogueAlly|@ =Alpha=: gave player BoSS|NC Derek item item_NEW_ASSHOLE

Edited by NC Derek, 29 May 2006 - 06:40 PM.

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#264 RogueAlly

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:51 PM

jizz flavored

why does derek shove jizz flavored air freshners up his ass?
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#265 NC Derek

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:52 PM

jizz flavored

why does derek shove jizz flavored air freshners up his ass?

edit- new ass. ok ill let someone answer, then can we move on from my ass?
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#266 RogueAlly

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:56 PM

because his old ass was worn down

why did i start all this on derek?
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#267 NC Derek

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:01 PM

to cover up for last night

why was i with my gf last night?
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#268 RogueAlly

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:02 PM

because i was too

why was i with dereks gf?
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#269 NC Derek

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 07:25 PM

bc i have more than 1, and i got her pregnant last week. and i wont be seeing her again.

once again, what position did i f*ck rogue's sister last night?
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#270 ellisracing58

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:12 PM

can't explain it fully but it involved two dicks touching eachother

why did i win this weekend?
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#271 RogueAlly

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 08:42 PM

because you saw pussy at the finish

how did derek do my sister if im an only child?

Edited by RogueAlly, 29 May 2006 - 08:42 PM.

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#272 Tyler Durden

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 10:15 PM

because you saw pussy at the finish

how did derek do my sister if im an only child?

Did he do you?

Did he do rogueally?
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#273 Chris82

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 06:15 AM

Because it he enjoys the feeling and covers it up with tales of a good smelling talking ass.

Why does Derek have a smelly, talking ass?
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#274 IWantWhiteCastle

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 07:43 AM

Because he sat on some magic beans..

Why is this thread on its 15th page?

Edited by IWantWhiteCastle, 30 May 2006 - 07:43 AM.

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#275 Cleric

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 08:04 AM

Becuase it helps people get posts [caugh] derek [caugh] in an antispam way

Why was white-out invented?
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#276 Chris82

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 08:33 AM

Because there used to be no backspace key.

Why is Counter-Strike fun?
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#277 RogueAlly

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 10:06 AM

because we get to kill derek over and over

why does BoSS keep us coming back?
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#278 NC Derek

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 10:57 AM

bc you guys dont have anyone else to talk to

what is boss? brotherhood of ______ shooters.... lets see who knows.
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#279 RogueAlly

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 11:10 AM

brotherhood of single shooters... because if any of you were getting pussy you wouldnt be here

why is getting pussy the measure of the man?
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#280 korosys420

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Posted 30 May 2006 - 11:20 AM

because you cant shoot it.


how come dogs like peanut butter?
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