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#241 NC Derek

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 09:39 PM

i didnt f*ck her in a position with her ontop hehe. i owned that b*tch, you should have seen the look on her face when i said hey....i forgot a condom.

what size bra cups does tyler's gf wear???
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#242 At The Gates

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Posted 27 May 2006 - 09:45 PM

----A cup, you could eat a bowl of cereal on her chest

how come theres no hot asian chicks on the east coat?
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#243 Massacre

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 01:19 AM

Because you live in Mass. Go to Fl, theres anything you want here.

Why did I just find out that my friends job is to pack dildos in plastic containers?
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#244 Xiertic

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 08:44 AM

He was afraid that if you knew sooner, you'd try to steal them for yourself.

How'd they decide on blue for the color of Pepsi cans?

Edited by Xiertic, 28 May 2006 - 08:44 AM.

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#245 At The Gates

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 09:25 AM

because coke is red duhhhhh

why is mass weather so f*cked up, first it was raining 6 days straight, and cold, now its bright ass hell and getting hot as hell too.
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#246 RogueAlly

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 03:40 PM

because you get the weather after michigan has to deal with it

why did shadow pick the name shadow?
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#247 NC Derek

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 04:44 PM

bc his real name is rob. which is short for robert and in an old native indian hand book, i saw that robert translates to dark shadow. cool huh?

why is my name nc derek on every game or profile ive ever had?
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#248 Chris82

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:27 PM

I belive because someone named Derek Morris plays football in North Carolina, where you live. (and he does...)

Why doesn't Apple port iLife to Windows?

Edited by Chris82, 28 May 2006 - 06:28 PM.

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#249 Tyler Durden

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Posted 28 May 2006 - 10:35 PM

i didnt f*ck her in a position with her ontop hehe. i owned that b*tch, you should have seen the look on her face when i said hey....i forgot a condom.

what size bra cups does tyler's gf wear???

No bra...when im with her at least. :tup: But they are big...Ill get a pic of them, i mean her, sometime.

Any way, to answer the question...

Because the people with alternative lifestyles (queers) alread have macs.

Why do gay people like imacs?
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#250 kidcapri

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 12:18 AM

Because they liked getting raped in the ass.

Why does 99 bananas remind me of the dentist office?
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#251 NC Derek

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 12:34 AM

bc constantine held a dildo orgy one day at work.

why the f*ck is capri still wearing overalls!?!?
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#252 Tyler Durden

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 10:15 AM

bc constantine held a dildo orgy one day at work.

why the f*ck is capri still wearing overalls!?!?

And you aren't?

Why is Derek such an asshole?
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#253 RogueAlly

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 10:29 AM

because thats all hes been able to f*ck his whole life

why is it gaara's birthday?
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#254 Cleric

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 11:36 AM

because thats all hes been able to f*ck his whole life


lmao, holy sh*t that was good

Oh its Gaara's birthday becuase in 1848 Wisconsin became the 30th state of the Union on May 29th and what could be more American then Wisconsin.

No really, what could be more American then Wisconsin? :wtf:
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#255 Tyler Durden

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 12:16 PM

lmao, holy sh*t that was good

Oh its Gaara's birthday becuase in 1848 Wisconsin became the 30th state of the Union on May 29th and what could be more American then Wisconsin.

No really, what could be more American then Wisconsin? :wtf:

A country not on the border of Canada! (oh, snap)
What is the next person getting Gaara for his birthday?
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#256 RogueAlly

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 01:21 PM

an anti-deportation card

what team is gonna win the tourny?
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#257 Tyler Durden

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 04:38 PM

My team. Im an army of one!

Why does the nintendo Wii make me think about midget retards?
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#258 Massacre

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 04:59 PM

because thats the only kind of people that would play 1.

Why did Nintendo choose such a faggy name for a console? (other than the fact that only fags like it)
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#259 NC Derek

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 05:45 PM

bc its a translation from japanese to english. wii actually means 'nintendo 65'

and it sucks.

why have do i f*ck more than ass holes?
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#260 RogueAlly

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Posted 29 May 2006 - 06:21 PM

because you're used to talking out of them too

why does derek talk out of his asshole?
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