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[NC Derek]

bc i giggle.

why am i so f*cking tired?

[RogueAlly]

because pimping is hard work

whats the best food known to gaara?

[Massacre]

rat meat

Why hasnt Gaara been around lately? AHHH!! Gaara! come back!!11

[ellisracing58]

he was feeding his girlfriend bananas last time i hear from him lol

why do i have to take finals next week?

[NC Derek]

you have to pass elementary some how.

what am i doing on my day off?

[Cleric]

Trying to see how many times you can wack off in a day or get laid

How many times could Derek wack off or get laid in a day?

[Tyler Durden]

Wack off, 254 times (yea.) Laid, 0 because his dick is too raw.


When will Derek learn to use lube or aloe afterwords?

[NC Derek]

why afterwards? ill answer your question with a story. last night some guy and girl came in to buy ky jelly, funny as hell. i told them to have a good night as they walked out. he turned around and said oh i will wink wink. that girl slapped him right across the face. she nailed him. it was funny as hell.

why does tyler still watch anime porn when his gf takes a shower?

[RogueAlly]

because the anime girls talk less and get naked more

why are there anime girls?

[Tyler Durden]

Thats the japs for you.

Why is it my girlfriend never takes a shower when I'm there? (Derek, don't you f*cking answer that)

[Massacre]

Derek told me to tell you that she takes showers with him at his place. pwnd

Why doesnt she want both Derek and Tyler in there with her?

[NC Derek]

bc she gets too tired out from me and doesnt want to tell him that face to face since theyre 'in love'

hahahahhahaha sorry i couldnt resist!

how much does tyler's gf weigh?

[FauX_PaS]

half as much as dereks

how much does dereks gf weigh?

[Tyler Durden]

Like 110 then.
Good news, she's my Ex girlfriend, now. Still good friends, she broke it off.
Why did she break it off? (Go for it, Derek!)

[NC Derek]

you know what they say about guys with small penises? they cant keep girls.

(seriously what happened? hope this forums stuff didnt cause it lol)

why did his ex gf weigh only 55lbs?

[At The Gates]

because thats how much was left of her after dereks gf bit her head off

how many calories can you burn by watching angry hardcore porn(and whacking it at the same time)?

[Tyler Durden]

About the amount of the 2L of Mt Dew you drank before it.


Why the f*ck does he care?

[RogueAlly]

because hes trying to make millions with a new diet plan

how many people here would pay for his dieting advice?

[Tyler Durden]

1. DeathBlooms (Gots to work off the white castle)

Why are ninja's so badass?

[RogueAlly]

because pirates use up all the pimp

why are pirates better than ninjas?