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[Tyler Durden]

brotherhood of single shooters... because if any of you were getting pussy you wouldnt be here

Simulated...dumasssssss


Dogs like everything...

Why am I pissed at best buy?

[NC Derek]

bc they dont have hitman yet, AND your boyfriend couldnt take his lunch break when you went.

to get back on topic...why are tits so great?

[Chris82]

Because they are squeezable, huggable, unique. (All are different. No two pairs are the same!) (Good god, I'm only 13 you know)

Why do I know so much about tits?

[NC Derek]

bc you still suck your mothers

why is wolly's sister 18 and under my desk?

[Tyler Durden]

Because you have 4 of your own.

Why is derek such an asshole?

[Inertia]

because you are what you eat
Why am I so goddam funny???

[NC Derek]

bc you are one funny guy

does tyler really hate me?

[ellisracing58]

hate is too strong of a word

why is it so fun to rag on derek

[NC Derek]

bc im the only one whos not an admin and can ban you for it most of the time thats been here forever and knows everyone.

why did eli fail drivers edd 3943 times?

[ellisracing58]

cuz i sleep during class

this is a serious question: why ever since i said that i was leaving for my race did i get banned from servers one, two, and three?

[Cleric]

cause we wub you Lets see some pictures of that trophy you won or of you racing those fancy go-karts.

How many of Ellis posts have come from this thread and Ellis have you ever driven on a slick track?

Edited by Cleric, 30 May 2006 - 04:49 PM.

[Massacre]

the only thing hes driven is Derek

Why did we start by complementing Derek now we're bashing him? Gay bashing him at that!

Edited by Massacre, 30 May 2006 - 04:57 PM.

[NC Derek]

bc you guys are gay and im going to f*cking slit all of your throats for it. making me sad in side. my self esteem has gone way down. i often now write my feelings on myspace, and was sent to rehab for slitting my wrists. my gf dumped me bc she heard about the gay things. life sucks. i hate life. boo hoo. cries.

why bash me?

[ellisracing58]

a frieking lot of them and yes i have driven on a slick track. They are fun as hell lol

has cleric ever driven on a slick track?

here is a pic of the trophies i won just this weekend....
first in pp can sprint 340 in super 1 series
second in pp can sprint 340 in WKC series
first in jr tag #1 in Super 1 series
first in jr tag # 1 WKC series
second in jr tag #2 in Super 1 series
second in jr tag # 2 in WKC series
(one of the trophies is not pictured)


i would appreciate being unbanned if that is possible... thank you... and this was supposed to come after cleric's post

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Edited by ellisracing58, 30 May 2006 - 05:13 PM.

[RogueAlly]

we bash you because you're the easiest prey here... ie you cant ban

why cant derek ban?

[Tyler Durden]

Because the chick between his legs is distracting him. (no I don't hate you...I just "love" my girlfriend)

Why is Derek playing CS while getting head?


Edit:
My gf just got pissed that I put love in quotes. Ha ha.

Edited by Tyler Durden, 30 May 2006 - 11:43 PM.

[RogueAlly]

because tyler is the only one that can play while getting f*cked

why is tyler's girlfriend so worried about "love?"

[NC Derek]

bc tyler says 'i love this game' more than he tells her he loves her.

why does tylers gf suck so good, but not for those that 'love' her???

[RogueAlly]

because she can taste the difference

how does she taste the difference?

[Massacre]

with her touge...

Why does Derek taste like laffy taffy?