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[Xiertic]

Roughly 113kb/s.

Why the Hell am I still posting in this retarded thread?

Edited by Xiertic, 28 August 2006 - 11:42 AM.

[Mr. Sticks]

Retarded people do retarded things.

Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's all cold and snowy, and why is Iceland called Iceland, when it's all green and nice? Shouldn't Greenland be Iceland and Iceland be Greenland and Greenland be Iceland and Iceland be Greenland and Greenland be Iceland and Iceland be Greenland and...(It's a never ending cycle of idiocy :P)

[*CHILIDOG*]

The answer is STFU

Why cant BF2 let me finish 1 f*cking round?

[Xiertic]

Because you're too stupid to answer what was actually a decent question.

Will my wife be happy with the uber 3 hour cleaning job I just finished on the kitchen?

[Mr. Sticks]

Mebbeh. Depends on whether you used Hefty garbage bags for the trash or not. Hefty, Hefty, Hefty! Not wimpy, wimpy, wimpy!

If there are two trains, Train A, and Train Eleventy-One, going down the track in opposite directions, with A moving at 250km/h, and Eleventy-One moving at 12mph, then which corner of the Romulan Nebula with suffer the wrath of the Impenetrable Quickening? (A cookie for anyone to get the reference in the second part of the question)

Edited by Mr. Sticks, 28 August 2006 - 05:54 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

Northeast, duh! (dipsh*t)


Is going out with a fairly hot girl gamer ok even if she is decently emo? (by decently I mean doesnt cut herselfy but listens to the music)

Edited by Tyler Durden, 28 August 2006 - 10:36 PM.

[Xiertic]

Emo is never okay. Shoot yourself now.

Is it weird that there's an old teddy bear sitting on my computer desk beside the monitor?

[Communist]

Compared with the rest of the stuff you do, it seems normal.

If Bush somehow got reelected in 2008, what would you do?

[Mr. Sticks]

Anyone got a gun? I'ma shoot myself for even having that thought occur, even though it's not possible for him to get a 3rd term.


If someone let the dogs out, then who put them in in the first place?

Edited by Mr. Sticks, 31 August 2006 - 06:07 PM.

[At The Gates]

the dog catcher duhhh..

how am I able to listen to two 40+minute songs back to back?

[Mr. Sticks]

You're drunk and/or very bored and/or doing other stuff while the music is playing.

Am I as cool as buttsecks?

[XxInColdBloodxX]

no, but you like buttseck's

Whats a Cookie Waffle Taste like?

Edited by XxInColdBloodxX, 31 August 2006 - 09:16 PM.

[At The Gates]

damn coldblood beat me...
anyway a cookie waffle tastes like the after math of butt secks...minus the poop but with the poop taste

so after all these weeks, why does my ex think she can just randomly call me and things will be a-ok again?
(i didnt want to post this, but hey, im bored)

Edited by At The Gates, 31 August 2006 - 09:18 PM.

[Mr. Sticks]

no, but you like buttseck

Whats a Cookie Waffle Taste like?

buttseck=teh phail. It's buttsecks nub.

A Cookie Waffle tastes a lot like (Insert "Your Mom" joke here).


WTF is a Cookie Waffle?

damn coldblood beat me...
anyway a cookie waffle tastes like the after math of butt secks...minus the poop but with the poop taste

so after all these weeks, why does my ex think she can just randomly call me and things will be a-ok again?
(i didnt want to post this, but hey, im bored)

Ah, you beat me to the post. Now for a reply to yours...


Because she wants teh buttsecks.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Xiertic]

It might help if you took the wrapper off of it first dumbass.

Why do strawberry milkshakes pwn so hard?

[Xiertic]

Because they are made from magical strawberry faeries.

Why did I just answer my own question?

[Massacre]

because this topic was nearly dead.

Damn it, why don't you post on this awesome thread anymore, people?

[Mandraque]

because asking 870 stuped questions is pushing teh limit.

why does gravity exist?

[At The Gates]

because we dont need fat people floating into the sun....which whould make the earth smell like bacon, then we whould all eat more bacon, and get fatter, thus continuing the fat ass in the sun cycle.

how cool is it, to go to a company party, with lots and lots of booze....strippers, and monkeys?

[Mandraque]

omfg monkeys!! helz yea!!

....oh and strippers?