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[kidcapri]

Yes stippers. Male stippers that is. Gates likes those.

Why does gates like teh male strippers?

[Mr. Sticks]

Because of teh SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

What is SURPRISE BUTTSECKS spelled backwards?

[RogueAlly]

Surprisingly, it spells Xiertic... because he rams people up the ass.

Why do my power sources keep randomly exploding?

[Xiertic]

Your ex boyfriend Jimmy is getting revenge on you for cheating on him with this grandfather.

Why do I always have to clean the God damn cat litter box?

[RogueAlly]

because you're the only one that uses it

why did xiertic refer to himself in the third person... he is jimmy

[Xiertic]

Because I didn't want anyone here to know of our hawt love affair.

Why did RogueAlly tell everyone about our hawt love affair?

[Mr. Sticks]

Because he knows the guy jerking it in your sig is hawter than any love affair could ever be.

What's hawter, the guy jerking it in Xiertic's sig, the guy jerking it behind Xiertic's head, or Xiertic jerking it to both of them?

[Xiertic]

Me jerking it in your eye.

Isn't it bloody obvious that guy in my sig is holding a sword? Is everyone blind and dumb?

[Mandraque]

it doesnt look like 100% a sword.....


do you like my new sig? :)

[Xiertic]

it doesnt look like 100% a sword.....
do you like my new sig? :)

2 days and no reply, so everyone probably hates it. (jk)

Why do the NPCs in Oblivion never buy new stuff? You can steal everything in their house, come back a year later and the place is still empty. What's up with that? Cheap bastards.

[Mandraque]

they are depressed and leave their home?

why do i suck at making backgrounds with brushes?(hint/help)

[Xiertic]

Because when you ask for some guidance you get ignored for six days.

Are we the only ones that are gonna post in this thread?

[ace of spades]

yes

Will this post last forever?

Edited by ace of spades, 18 September 2006 - 02:35 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

There is a good possibility.

Wii or revolution?

[Mike2077]

Revolution

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Mr. Sticks]

One. The others just camp in the Projector room.

Why does Valve hate us?

[Mike2077]

Because of hax0rs like xiertic.

Why does Culpepper suck ass?

[Xiertic]

Because you touch yourself on the bus.

Why do people that suck call everyone a haxor?

[RogueAlly]

because we all have mad admin h4x!

why do I kick ass without admin h4x?

[vet.mad hatter]

Cause you downloaded your haXXXX..

Why am i so sexy??