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Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

Started by Massacre , May 15 2006 04:49 AM

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#861 Tyler Durden

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 02:48 PM

Cause you downloaded your haXXXX..

Why am i so sexy??

Its the satin thong.

Could it maybe be the alcohol?

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#862 Xiertic

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 04:36 PM

It HAS to be the alcohol.

How did you know Mad was wearing a satin thong?

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#863 Mike2077

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 11:23 PM

You don't wanna know...

If Sam is taller than Suzy but shorter than Tom and Alex is taller than Sam, is Alex taller than Tom?

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#864 RogueAlly

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 12:41 AM

Not when shes on her knees

Why was Alex on her knees?

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#865 Mandraque

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 05:23 AM

cause she a ho!!

why she a ho!!??

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#866 kidcapri

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 10:41 AM

Cause she is your mom.

Why is mandraques mom a ho?

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#867 Massacre

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 11:08 AM

because I pay her good.

How was I so awesome to make this topic?

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#868 Ezekiel

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 11:28 AM

Because you were on 7 different drugs of mass quanitity and had nothing better to do.

Will my English teacher ever figure out what I'm doing with my laptop during his class? :1:

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#869 RogueAlly

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 11:51 AM

Only if my Medieval and Modern Studies teacher does...

Why am I taking Medieval and Modern Studies?

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#870 Mike2077

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:00 PM

To learn about old hax vs new hax

How much does mandraques mom cost?

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#871 RogueAlly

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:51 PM

She doesn't.

Why does Xiertic's mom charge?

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#872 Xiertic

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 09:11 AM

Because she currently has no other means of income.

Why did I dream of going on a murdering spree last night?

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#873 Massacre

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:34 AM

because you were thinking of how much your mom charges.

Why am I the only one in vent right now?

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#874 Mandraque

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 12:27 PM

cause you talked about my mama :whatever:

why all interested in her? shes 50 something for gods sake...

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#875 Mr. Sticks

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 05:13 PM

Because women age like fine wine. :tup:

Who discovered that wine tastes better the older it gets?

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#876 Mike2077

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:08 PM

Poor people rummaging through dumpsters..

Why are snickers so damn good?

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#877 Massacre

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:45 PM

because they're Over chocolate-colored waterfalls and mountaintops of caramel with prancing nougat in the meadows that sings a song of satisfaction to the world.

Why do 3 muskateers pwn snickers?