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Why can't hollywood make good movies?
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, May 15 2006 04:49 AM
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 02:45 PM
bc derek is f*cking all the actresses without condoms leaving the films empty handed for 9 months. 
why did the sperm cross the panties?
why did the sperm cross the panties?
#83
Massacre
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 03:25 PM
because you were dry humping a woman on the bus.
why hasnt Cobra came on and stuck a foot in Dereks ass yet?
why hasnt Cobra came on and stuck a foot in Dereks ass yet?
#84
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 04:19 PM
cuz he doesnt think it is worth it...
how long do you think this thread will last?
how long do you think this thread will last?
#85
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 04:21 PM
longer than shadow's dick, which i actually just saw 
why does massacre have an abnormally stretched out vagina?
why does massacre have an abnormally stretched out vagina?
#86
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 04:27 PM
because he likes fisting...
why does he like fisting?
why does he like fisting?
#87
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 05:36 PM
because derek is the one that taught him
why doesn't my wireless work?
why doesn't my wireless work?
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Smoke Bluntz
Posted 17 May 2006 - 05:56 PM
Blame the microwave.
Why do so many hot chicks want to get in the back of my car?
Why do so many hot chicks want to get in the back of my car?
#89
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 05:57 PM
cuz wireless sucks i know cuz i have it...
what should i ask next?
what should i ask next?
#90
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 06:03 PM
hot chicks want a ride in your car so that you can drive them to my place. 
youre going to ask for my phone number next
why am i male model of the year 4 years in a row?
youre going to ask for my phone number next
why am i male model of the year 4 years in a row?
#91
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 06:04 PM
because no one else wanted to do it
why is this topic so awesome
why is this topic so awesome
#92
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 06:05 PM
cuz im posting in it
why is Derek a male model?
why is Derek a male model?
#93
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 06:10 PM
because they mixed him up with Derek Zoolander
Why did star wars episode 2 suck so much
Why did star wars episode 2 suck so much
#94
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Smoke Bluntz
Posted 17 May 2006 - 06:15 PM
Because so did episode 1.
Why didn't my friend's ex take me seriously when i suggested she wear only a bikini to my house on firday? (f*ckin huge, I'm telling you)
Why didn't my friend's ex take me seriously when i suggested she wear only a bikini to my house on firday? (f*ckin huge, I'm telling you)
#95
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:22 PM
because you told her you were going to wear the same one
why do white people try to be"gangsta"?
why do white people try to be"gangsta"?
#96
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:31 PM
bc it makes girls laugh. seriously, it works. people call me millano.
why do mexicans travel by the dozen in cars?
why do mexicans travel by the dozen in cars?
#97
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:50 PM
because they heard taco bell was hiring
why does ovaltine taste so f*cking good?
why does ovaltine taste so f*cking good?
#98
Tyler Durden
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Smoke Bluntz
Posted 17 May 2006 - 08:42 PM
Its all the cocaine. (and it is becasuse we have bigger lawns then in mexico, only americans work at taco bell. seriously)
Why is l337 so gay?
Why is l337 so gay?
#99
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 09:04 PM
bc darth dizzy uses it in evreything he types on the forums, along with other nerdy losers online who need to type in an understandable manner.
why is are titties so important to men?
why is are titties so important to men?
#100
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 09:06 PM
cuz without titties... there is nothing to play around with!!
why do pretty chicks have to wear clothes in public?
why do pretty chicks have to wear clothes in public?
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