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[Tyler Durden]

Because the fat chicks with self esteem will be like "oh,I'm pretty. I won't wear any clothes. Hey, white castle!"
And no one wants to see that...except Billy and Derek..

Why is it that when I drive my dad's mercedes and a chick is in shotgun, she is siked and wants to give me head, but when a guy is there he grabs the dashboard and the "oh, sh*t" bar?

[RogueAlly]

because the girl doesnt care that you're a sh*tty driver... the guy just wants to live

why did some girl i havent seen in two years send me half naked pictures of herself and tell me to visit

[ellisracing58]

hahaha cuz the chick thinks your dick is the "oh sh*t bar"

why is it that when i win a race, all the chicks are all over me?

[RogueAlly]

because they're really all over your money

why is derek such a badass

[NC Derek]

this better be good.....

[ellisracing58]

why do we not feed the gaara? (to get back on topic)

[Tyler Durden]

Because he is mexican and he will bite your fingers off if you do not keep your palm flat.

Why do hippies suck so bad?

[RogueAlly]

because derek wont touch them

why have i not gotten to see the girl that sent me those half naked pictures yet

(haha hoed)

Edited by RogueAlly, 17 May 2006 - 10:47 PM.

[NC Derek]

why is this girl avoiding him?

[Massacre]

because she spent the night with me....and the gaara at the same time!

Why is she such a wh*re? and why was she offended when I was trying to give her a reach-around?

[ellisracing58]

beacuse he slept with with that girl and YOU at the same time

why do you run fast with a knife?

[NC Derek]

bc everyone keeps yelling :ondele ondele" at him mistaking him for speedy gonzalez

why girls shave their pussies?

[Glacius]

so derek can find where to stick it (lol sorry man if i offedn ya lol)

why do girls dress like hoes, and get pissed at you when ya grab their ass?

[Inertia]

Becauyse they thought it was a man grabin' em, and when the turned around they saw it was just a little boy.

Why does Gaara think I am from Canadia?

Edited by Inertia, 18 May 2006 - 03:24 PM.

[ellisracing58]

cuz you have a picture of a bird as your avatar

why are people from canadia... kinda... well.... canadian?

[korosys420]

because they smoke alot of meth.


why doesnt ronald mcdonald play ccs?

[NC Derek]

bc he's a clown and is gay and plays with himself instead, somtimes gaara goes to his house for intement sex.

why are hot girls expensive?

[Inertia]

because they are hot

why does it hurt when i pee?


Edit: Damm it, you must have beat me with the post by a half second....hehe

Edited by ShLoNkY, 18 May 2006 - 07:07 PM.

[Inertia]

Because its made from the piss of american beers

Why are women stupid?

[Glacius]

because of the addition of your genes into the world

why are video games so addicting?