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#121 ellisracing58

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 08:36 PM

because you start pwning people and you cant stop

why are guitars so fun to play?
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#122 At The Gates

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:56 PM

eventually you have to play with somthing other then yourself

why does fountain soda taste so much better then bottled?
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#123 Tyler Durden

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 11:09 PM

The ice...until it melts. (BP has mini cubed ice, only reason i get drinks from them)

Why am I still up when I have a physics test and a crucible test tomarrow? (besides llooking at stuff for Spore)
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#124 RogueAlly

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 11:13 PM

because the internet is for porn

why is the internet for porn?
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#125 Glacius

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 11:53 PM

because its free and vastly available

where do babies come from lol? :)

because its free and vastly available

where do babies come from lol? :)
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#126 ellisracing58

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 06:49 AM

porn gone bad lol

why do women try and become bodybuilders?
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#127 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 09:47 AM

because derik has good taste.

why would a sheep f*ck a moose?



b/c derek's mom f*ck's big fat ass !@#$%^&s so why not huh????


why does derek insits on pissing in my ear about my wife...is he looking for a beating???

porn gone bad lol

why do women try and become bodybuilders?



because derek's mom has a huge unit and thought muscles would go well w/ it...
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#128 Tyler Durden

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 03:36 PM

Back on topic.

Why did Glacius post the same thing twice?
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#129 ellisracing58

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 03:39 PM

because he thinks he is cool enough for people to read what he says twice

why do we have trust in tyler?
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#130 NC Derek

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 04:23 PM

bc he is the leader of the plan we do not talk about.

lol cobra i love you.

why is my mom fat?
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#131 Massacre

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 04:42 PM

because I stuff her like a pig every night <3

why did dereks mom ive me crabs? Yeah, not only that but they're super crabs too....
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#132 NC Derek

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 05:11 PM

bc she just got back from the beach.

why is massacre so fat and cant run away from home to avoid his mom's mistales (must have been on vent to ehar this)
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#133 At The Gates

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 10:18 PM

because you are the leetness haxor who burns/slays all campers without discrimination

why is porno so...pornish??
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#134 NC Derek

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 11:06 PM

bc they do things my gf wont do sometimes

why do guys like girl on girl action but girls dont like guy on guy?
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#135 ellisracing58

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 08:31 AM

cuz two dicks dont work out...

why is sprite so good in the morning?
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#136 Inertia

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 04:25 PM

cause' it chases the pussy juice from the night before

why did the little girl carry a fish in her purse?
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Posted 20 May 2006 - 05:07 PM

because she already carries one in her pussy

why is pussy so distinct?
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#138 At The Gates

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 09:57 AM

because if it wasnt, most guys couldnt find it

why do most of the hot girls in mass have a busted ravioli?
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#139 NC Derek

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 10:39 AM

hahaha good answer gates.

bc too many guys eat it out before it gets to you.


what am i going to do today on my day off? (first day off in 10 days of 80 hrs of work)
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#140 Tyler Durden

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 10:44 AM

Probably your gf.


Why is there an STD named after Derek?
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