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#141 NC Derek

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 11:06 AM

the girls at my school call me "Sexualy Transmitted Derek"

whats the other reason why theres one named after me?
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#142 Tyler Durden

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 12:23 PM

You would fly too if you could. f*ck Walking, man.

How easy was it to rip off the native americans?
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#143 At The Gates

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 03:08 PM

not easy at all, ever go to the casino?

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#144 youwerekilled

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 03:47 PM

becasue they are little grownups.

why am i starting a new training routine tomorrow?
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#145 Massacre

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 05:40 PM

for the special olympics...

why have I not been waking up earlier than 4pm every day?
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#146 NC Derek

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 06:02 PM

bc you have big tities

why does gaara have big titties?

Edited by NC Derek, 21 May 2006 - 06:02 PM.

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#147 Novahawk

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 06:40 PM

Because he used too many steroids

Why are all of dereks questions about pussy or titties??
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#148 ellisracing58

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 06:53 PM

because he doesnt know how they feel or look like so he has to keep asking questions...

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#149 Tyler Durden

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 07:28 PM

Cause rap sucks ass.

Why did i just sit in a car when my friend fingered his gf in the back?
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#150 NC Derek

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 07:41 PM

bc im such a good friend

why was i in tylers car?
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#151 ellisracing58

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 08:12 PM

cuz you tried to finger him

why did derek try and finger him?
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#152 Tyler Durden

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 08:41 PM

Cause I have such a hot body

Why didn't succeed?
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#153 ellisracing58

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 09:06 PM

cuz he found you had a dick and was more interested in that

why can chicks never drop things that happened like a year ago?

Edited by ellisracing58, 21 May 2006 - 09:06 PM.

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#154 At The Gates

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 10:50 PM

f*cking gaara

back on topic, chicks dont drop things that happend a year ago because they use it for when they dont want to have sex.

why the hell doesnt gaara make sense?
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#155 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 11:03 PM

f*cking gaara

back on topic, chicks dont drop things that happend a year ago because they use it for when they dont want to have sex.

why the hell doesnt gaara make sense?



because he speaks spanglish...... :21:

do i make you horny ..baby????? :no:
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#156 monster

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 11:17 PM

Why?


Why does monster answer questions with questions?
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#157 NC Derek

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 11:19 PM

bc he says eh? after everything.

what is the literal definition of eh?
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#158 monster

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 11:24 PM

bc he says eh? after everything.

what is the literal definition of eh?



Not something that monster says after everything....unless you count heh as eh.


What is the definition of ignorant redneck?
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#159 NC Derek

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 12:09 AM

people who say wooooooweeeee and yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaw after everything and show no respect to fat women.

what is the definition of the stereotyped mexicans?
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#160 youwerekilled

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 12:44 AM

although i am supposed to say gaara i will instead say jeraldo rivera!

why havent i had sex in 3 weeks?
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